Terrible Pregnancy Photos, Part 2

As promised... Part 2 of the Terrible Pregnancy Photos Series...

Because there's nothing sexier than a hugely pregnant woman riding bareback atop a motionless horse.  Although, whoever is off to the side holding the white fabric does a spectacular job of making it look like she and the horse are in mid-stride...

Maybe if I cover my breasts and I don't move, that hunter won't see me...

Hey honey, I have a great idea... let's gaze into each others eyes while I nestle my breasts and show off my baby bump.  What?  You don't have something to lean on?  Just grab an old tire from one of the 6 broken down cars in our driveway and on our front yard.  That will look hot... and really masculine. 

To be honest, this picture just really weirded me out.  It looks incestual and just plain disturbing.  It also kinda looks like Justin Timberlake when he went all platinum blonde for a hot second during his NSync days.  This picture did not make me laugh.  It made me uncomfortable.

Ya'll... this was their Christmas card.  Notice the 3 inset pictures surrounding the bigger one.  I don't know what I would do if I received a card like this from one of my friends.  Actually, yes I do.  I would run and show my husband, laugh about it for an hour, and then call our friends so we could all make fun of it together...)

Is this considered porn?  I was not sure if it was, so I went ahead and blacked-out her nips.  I don't have too much commentary to provide.  I am more distracted, and very disturbed, by whatever it is her husband is doing (I hope that's her husband).  Who thought it would be a good idea to rest her belly on her husband's buttocks... exposing his crack?  Is this some artistic statement that I am just not getting?  Some "circle of life" reference?