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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Prom Dates and Plunging Necklines

Hubby and I went to dinner this past weekend and we saw several young teenage couples dressed up for their high school's homecoming.  Um... have you seen some of the dresses these girls are wearing nowadays?  I actually thought about pulling out my camera phone and snapping a couple of undercover shots, but I was afraid I would get into trouble for child porn if I posted those pics on my blog.  I couldn't believe some of the plunging necklines on some of those girls' dresses.  Way too much cleavage for a 16 year old girl.  I'm not trying to sound like some old lady, but some of these dresses crossed over into bonified hoochie-territory.  I mean, if I can see your belly button, there's a problem.  (By the way, in case you're wondering, I've never actually been to bonified hoochie-territory but I went to college with a couple of girls who did.  These women will eventually reproduce [if they haven't already], and their daughters will be my son's classmates... I have to worry about this stuff.) 

Anyway, back to my story.  So the couples were taking all kinds of fun pictures and just having a great time, and it got me to thinking...  I decided that when our son (who is currently 18 months old) goes to his homecoming or prom, he will need to come back to our house with his date after he has picked her up.  After all, I need to take pictures too.  I don't think the girl's mom should have all the fun and I don't want to miss out.  We have some pretty amazing palm trees in our yard that would make a beautiful background for a homecoming picture.  And I really like my fireplace.  I'm just going to want a few pictures... in different poses... around our yard... and maybe even a few inside our house... by our fancy fireplace.  I just want to see how cute my son and his date look... and I want to see the neckline on his date's dress.  I'm just sayin'... 


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